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May 21 2018

pros and cons of dating me:



  • you’ll be the cute one


  • holy SHIT where do i begin

April 15 2018

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ig & twitter: @spazgyal

March 31 2018



straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.

gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)

lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years

March 05 2018

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i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

I’m going to die

Holy fucking shit

Grey: *sends a string of mesages about his relationship*

Blue: *tells him about his bf in two (2) messages*

Grey: um ok dude no need to be so in my face

March 03 2018


full on homo but i’d die if a girl gave me flowers

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i have so much beef with the concept of time 


me: huh damn i’m bored

the 2% of my brain that isn’t actively sabotaging me: do your assignments. read a book. take a fucking shower



one of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, wants to see you.

January 30 2018

Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
— (via hplyrikz)

January 10 2018


lesbian culture is watching the same wlw kiss over and over again in different gifsets and reacting as if it’s the first time you’ve seen it.

January 07 2018

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i’m wide awake laying down next to my gf who is fast asleep and it really is a great time to be alive

January 03 2018



is it really so difficult, so troublesome to put the bread tie back on the bag

My mom made this post


concept: i live by the sea. there are yellow flowers everywhere and i wake up every morning to coffee with cream n sugar and the sound of birdsong


honestly some of y’all want a significant other so badly and can’t understand why you can’t find one, but have no sense of boundaries or healthy expectations of what a relationship is like. in a committed long-term partnership you get left on read, you wait for texts back, and you can forget about each other when you’re busy. sometimes you fall asleep without saying goodnight and sometimes you’re too caught up to text each other before 6pm. that’s how it is. thinking that you can’t be deeply, beautifully in love and still wait more than “1.75 hours” for a text back is such an unhealthy and unreasonable expectation of what love is, and you shouldn’t be in a relationship if you can’t allow the other person to exist on their own apart from you. if you’re projecting your anxieties and insecurities onto a partner who doesn’t even exist yet, then you aren’t ready for one.

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Siracusa, Sicilia // 07.2016


ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?

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